Worst BallOfSpray video ever

HortonHorton Posts: 26,967 Administrator
I was looking for the worst video I ever made and found this. Cats, dogs, camera issues, long hair and I was FAT!
I sure hope the new videos are better....

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  • ozskiozski Posts: 1,641
    Blame it on Perfect Pass. ZO is the number 1 weight loss system for slalom skiers right?
    'Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.'' Boat 2005 Nautique 196 6L ZO - Ski - KD Platinum

    bkreis
  • colo_skiercolo_skier Posts: 780 Solid Baller
    I think the opening shot with the title above is pretty funny. Is John the poster child?
    Not sure I know what I am doing. The boat goes I follow. Trying to perfect the deep water start. Squirrel!
  • thagerthager Posts: 4,390 Mega Baller
    Nothing has changed!
    Stir vigorously then leave!
    Dirtjayski
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,574 Open or 55K Rated Skier
    I agree with thager. You are no longer fat but are still funny looking. JMO
    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
    thagerBruce_ButterfieldjayskiRichardDoane
  • HortonHorton Posts: 26,967 Administrator
    edited February 2017
    @Dirt I no longer as fat but I'll never look like Skeletor.

    How on Earth did I build this website creating videos like this I will never know.

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  • skidawgskidawg Posts: 3,256 Open or 55K Rated Skier
    Fat and hairy is no way to go through life--glad u finally figured it out!!
    Mr. Mom is Horton's favorite movie!
    aupatking
  • Bruce_ButterfieldBruce_Butterfield Posts: 1,444 Mega Baller
    You are right. I think it would be really hard to make a worse video.
    I'm Ancient. WTH do I know?
    skidawg
  • brettmainerbrettmainer Posts: 234 Crazy Baller
    Sam Kinison....
    Ralph LeeLovellWish
  • thagerthager Posts: 4,390 Mega Baller
    When did you have the Operation?
    Stir vigorously then leave!
  • aupatkingaupatking Posts: 1,180 Mega Baller
    I just wish I was good at "bad lip reading". I'd have some dirty hippy discussing Phish songs or the Dead's last set list to this one.
    Bruce_Butterfieldski6jones
  • Texas6Texas6 Posts: 2,186
    That's terrible
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  • HortonHorton Posts: 26,967 Administrator
    At least I've learned to laugh at myself over the years. I don't know what the hell I was thinking publishing that video. I think I thought it was funny at the time. I was wrong.

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  • Texas6Texas6 Posts: 2,186
    Only playing @Horton - but yes your videos have improved drastically - and the quirkiness of it all is a reason they all get watched. Hell that cat plated a role at BOS for a while with the Ballers, and that's why!
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  • aupatkingaupatking Posts: 1,180 Mega Baller
    I'm with @Texas6 you're a "public figure" in our tiny little world and it's fun to make a little joke at your expense every now and then. The content though, has always been spot-on. The delivery has gotten smoother
    pumpinpete
  • skibackwardsskibackwards Posts: 54 Baller
    I wish I hadn't seen that image.
    skidawg
  • Skoot1123Skoot1123 Posts: 1,791 Mega Baller
    I think you missed an animal in there @horton - the parrot that is not seen, but is clicking away at the camera or something. Your right - that is a bad video - and they have gotten better, slightly.
  • skinutskinut Posts: 405 Baller
    Cat videos made the internet.
    Horton
  • JordanJordan Posts: 1,129 ★★★Triple Panda Award Recipient ★★★
    Love that! I like the menagerie of animals...3 legs, 4 legs...it's all good!
  • ToddLToddL Posts: 2,769 Mega Baller
    Definitely not your finest production... I also prefer the current quality of videos. Clearly better. Plus, the addition of a cute kiddo is next level good!
    -- The future of skiing depends upon welcoming novice skiers regardless of age to our sport.
  • bigskieridahobigskieridaho Posts: 924 Crazy Baller
    Kinda looks like you should have said "dude" after everything. Cali surfer at its best! Yes the new videos are great, just had to start somewhere!
  • JASJAS Posts: 242 Solid Baller
    Fat Stupid and Drunk.
    skidawgMS
  • skibugskibug Posts: 2,018
    you should give yourself the triple panda!
    Bob Grizzi
  • BG1BG1 Posts: 169 Baller
    edited February 2017
    Tough crowd. I thought it was entertaining and informative. Would not have paid to see the whole show though. Entertainment can come in many forms. John proved he is a virtuoso with this form!
  • skidawgskidawg Posts: 3,256 Open or 55K Rated Skier
    @JAS - that's exactly what came to mind!! So proud u posted!
    Mr. Mom is Horton's favorite movie!
  • LarsLars Posts: 144 Baller
    wow you looked just like the dumber teutul son
    Lovell
  • HortonHorton Posts: 26,967 Administrator
    The first ever unboxing was almost as bad

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  • Texas6Texas6 Posts: 2,186
    I had no idea the great ski sticker phenomenon went back that far. Although I'm still with @Sethski that the sticker is good for at least two buoys
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  • skidawgskidawg Posts: 3,256 Open or 55K Rated Skier
    The US postal service called, they wand their uniform back
    Mr. Mom is Horton's favorite movie!
    MattPTexas6ToddL
  • thagerthager Posts: 4,390 Mega Baller
    I remember that first unboxing. Thought for sure that @Horton was on opioids!
    Stir vigorously then leave!
    Horton
  • MSMS Posts: 5,104 Mega Baller
    Looks like Jim Morrison right after the LA woman album.
    Shut up and ski
    thager
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