Proper ski attire

DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier

I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
thagerdbaconaz

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  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier
    Ok people, I know it is Europe, but please never wear anything like this. Ryan Nason would wear this uni-tard thingy.

    Please post examples of inappropriate ski attire.
    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
  • thagerthager Posts: 5,385 Mega Baller
    Unitard? Looks like creative duck tape to me!
    Stir vigorously then leave!
    DirtcougfanDaveD
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier


    These shorts
    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier

    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
  • marknmarkn Posts: 472 Crazy Baller
    Looks like he is trying to practice "safe skiing" in a condom suit. Disturbing on so many levels.
    Dirt
  • The_MSThe_MS Posts: 6,492 Member of the BallOfSpray Hall Of Fame
    Who has the photo of @Horton in the bumblebee suit?
    Shut up and ski
    Dirtthager
  • skialexskialex Posts: 1,278 Mega Baller
    edited June 29
    @Dirt
    I wear one of these silver things but you can not tell and I don’t walk around wearing it. Just under the vest and board shorts...
    very comfy at low 60s and above and I look bad ass skiing with no suit on.
    By the way, who’s the guy with the ski next to Martin? 😂
    Edited I thought it was Parson, but it was another picture...
    Also just sow the head band... you need this head band if you walk around in this suit!
    Dirtdchristman
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier
    To clarify, it is never ok to dress like or take fashion advice from Ryan Nason
    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
  • The_MSThe_MS Posts: 6,492 Member of the BallOfSpray Hall Of Fame
    Classic
    Shut up and ski
    MattP
  • thagerthager Posts: 5,385 Mega Baller
    I love the Bee Jokes!!! BAHAHAHA!

    "Can't you just bee my Daddy?" Buford Danger
    Stir vigorously then leave!
    MattPDirtski6jones
  • 6balls6balls Posts: 5,864 Mega Baller
    looks like something @thager would wear in one of those vids posted by @horton
    Dave Ross--die cancer die
    Dirt
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier


    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
    Mrs_MS
  • brettmainerbrettmainer Posts: 376 Crazy Baller
    I don’t see the problem. A little extra protection and warmth around the important stuff on a cold day… Looks smart to me.
    Rednucleus
  • Mateo_VargasMateo_Vargas Posts: 934 ★★★Triple Panda Award Recipient ★★★
    edited July 1
    Everybody knows that all super heros wear their underpants on the outside
    Success is failure that just hasn't happened yet
    thagerB_S
  • dchristmandchristman Posts: 1,327 Mega Baller
    As long as your colors match, you're good.
    Is it time to ski, yet?
    skialexDirt
  • skialexskialex Posts: 1,278 Mega Baller
    @dchristman just don’t fall on your bum....
    I gave you an awesome, but if WTF was a positive react button, I would have given you that.... 😊
    dchristman
  • MISkierMISkier Posts: 3,325 Mega Baller
    I caught some grief for wearing these shorts.


    The worst slalom equipment I own is between my ears.
  • DaveDDaveD Posts: 1,030 ★★★Triple Panda Award Recipient ★★★
    @MISkier Are those your wife's bloomers?
  • Jody_SealJody_Seal Posts: 3,507 Mega Baller


    Lace to keep you cool!
    Who's first?
    Hobby Boats can be expensive when the hobbyist is limited on their own skill and expertise.


    DirtBruce_Butterfield
  • skialexskialex Posts: 1,278 Mega Baller
    @Jody_Seal greek old ladies from the countryside would envy the craftsmanship of this lace jumpsuit... 😂
    aupatkingJody_SealDirt
  • DirtDirt Posts: 1,740 Open or Level 9 Skier


    Ok, I now believe Parsons is the problem. I will be circulating a petition to have him banned from the internet.
    I learned everything I know not to do from Horton
    The_MS
  • The_MSThe_MS Posts: 6,492 Member of the BallOfSpray Hall Of Fame
    I will sign the petition unless he sends me a 🍍 to try
    Shut up and ski
    Dirt
  • ZmanZman Posts: 1,903 Mega Baller
    Go for it @Jody_Seal
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